Please don't insult our intelligence.
/Hermione Granger in Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows by J.K. Rowling/
If I sounded mad, I'm sorry. I was just excited.
/Paul Sheldon in Misery by Stephen King/
Why, I fell all thin, sort of stretched, if you know what I mean: like butter that has been scraped over too much bread.
/Bilbo Baggins in The Fellowship of the Ring by J.R.R. Tolkien/
All I ask is that you do every little thing that pops into my head, while I enjoy the enormous fortune your parents left behind.
/Count Olaf in A Series of Unfortunate Events by Lemony Snicket/
Thud, thud, thud, riderless black horse with red eyes coming down the halls of his mind, ironshod hooves digging up soft gray clods of brain tissue, leaving hoofprints to fill up with mystic crescents of blood.
/Firestarter by Stephen King/
She looked inside memory and saw chickens exploding like horrible living fireworks.
/Firestarter by Stephen King/
Better a witty fool than a foolish wit.
/Shakespeare/
When a man is rich, he becomes bad.
When a woman is bad, she becomes rich.
/A Chinese saying/
I do love knitting patterns.
/Albus Dumbledore in Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince by J.K. Rowling/
I'm a bitch when I want to be.
/Chuck Bass in Gossip Girl/
You're a glorified envelope licker.
/Alan Rickman as John Gissing in The Search for John Gissing/
Tact is for people who aren't witty enough to be sarcastic.
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Feeling - what authentic human fun!
/Dexter in the Dark by Jeff Lindsay/
Wine is sunlight, held together by water.
/Galileo Gallilei/
By gum, don't I just wish I was big enough to punch you in the head.
/Digory Kirke in The Chronicles of Narnia, The Magician's Nephew by C.S. Lewis/
Act your age, not your shoe size.
/Dakota Fanning as Lorraine ''Ray'' Schleine in Uptown Girls/
I can't imagine anyone with a British accent riding a rollercoaster.
/Jimmy Kimmel to Alan Rickman/
You'll always fail because your soul is dead.
/Alan Rickman as Grigori Rasputin in Rasputin/
Cut the crap. I know a threat when I hear one.
/Jim Carrey/
A writer is a man who has taught his mind to misbehave.
/Oscar Wilde/
I feel my brain doesn't work in heels.
/Jade Jagger/
Bitches get stuff done.
/Tina Fey/